A crime has been committed. My daylilies have been trampled.
Foliage trampled. Flower stalks bent.
"I have babies, so I have no time for playing."
"I'm too busy catching quail to feed all these suspects."
"I'm too macho to play."
"I'm a dog."
"I'm too widdle to pway wiff fings."
"Aren't I a cutie? I'm winking at you. What was the question?"
Aha! The culprit. Puddles.
"I didn't do it. I'm an innocent kitten. You can't prove a thing."
You see, Puddles is a black and white kitten, not a black, white, and pollen-colored kitten.